Invasion of the Vahjayjay Snatcher!
(And yes! I DO see what I did there! :D ) In order to maintain my desire to leave a minimal impact on Mother Earth, I invested in The Diva Cup . It's that thingamajig that replaces the "those aren't candy, little girl" tube fillers and "could they be any more uncomfortable" mattress pads women use during our monthly visits from Aunt Flo! Well, all I have to say is this thing is like the Invasion of the Body Snatchers is taking place in my naughty bits. Worst still... the aliens made it in TWO sizes!!! Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?